To begin this next phase of writing, let's get some basics out of the way. With time comes new mistakes, new growth, and new maturity. Let's start out with a few key thoughts:
1) Batman is STILL my favorite superhero. That dude is also THE MAN. Note the emphasis on THE MAN. He doesn't have some crazy wicked superpower that came when a spider bit him. He's not an alien from another planet. He's a regular dude like you and me, kicking butt and taking names. Sure, he had loads of money and the best man servant a guy could ever ask for and was trained by a Jedi master. But shoot, maybe when I have way too much money for my own good, I'll use it to fly to China, be trained to kick people's butts and then buy fantastic high-tech tools and toys. IT. COULD. HAPPEN.
2) My new favorite restaurant is SUBWAY. That place is freakin' awesome. First, I feel healthy eating it ( I don't care if it's really not that healthy or they slob on the mayonnaise. WWJD...What Would Jared Do?) Second, it's $5 for a footling. That's an Abe Lincoln for a full meal that's going to leave you satisfied or a snack with an optional meal for later. BALLING.
3) Speaking of Abraham Lincoln, he's OFFICIALLY my favorite president. This dude was also THE MAN. Struggled with depression, lost a kid, led our country through its most tumultuous times AND slayed vampires on the side. That's LEGIT. Forget Obama or Romney....bring back Lincoln!!
We're just getting warmed up people. DON'T YOU WORRY. More is yet to come. Look out for more thoughts coming soon to a computer near you.
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